Happy Birthday quotes
Happy birthday quotes are cute and inspirational
When
a person is young, the song “Happy Birthday” frequently includes the
addition “You smell like a skunk!” As that individual grows older, the
jingle takes a more biting, but hopefully not true, turn when the words
are changed to “you smell like a drunk!”
Happy birthday quotes
can be fun! Often, the words shared are personal and wish an individual
the best as they look to another year in their life. But that doesn’t
mean they can’t also include good-natured jabs that a person is growing
so absentminded that they would be excellent for a study on artificial
stupidity or that they’ve put on so much weight that they may need two
zip codes.
Youth long for each birthday, both for the numerous
gifts and parties they usually enjoy and the additional freedoms that
come with growing older. The same can not usually be said for adults as
they age. But birthday quotes remind people that despite advances in
medicine, there is still not a cure for the common birthday.
Quotes
used to wish a colleague the best on their birthday can also emphasize
the wisdom that comes with growing older. But while emotional sentiments
are always appreciated, happy birthday quotes that are remembered are
always the ones that bring the most laughs.

- Sending your way a bouquet of happiness...to wish you a very happy birthday!

- We can only hope that this day will be as special as you!
Happy birthday quotes
- Happy Birthday! ( That´s a good one isn´t it? )
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.
- We can only hope that this day will be as special as you!
- Happy birthday to you. May you have many more. You have been a great friend to me. I have a little wish, may we be friends, till the world ends.
- It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain , the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...
- Remembering you on this very special day with loving thoughts and memories. You're a very special friend. You are my best friend. Happy Birthday!
- Kick off ur shoes,take a break,
Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,
Light the candles,cut the cake,
Make it a day,that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day...
- Whatever with the past has gone,
The best is always yet to come. - Lucy Larcom
- Remember being twelve, hope to be ninety and live happily somewhere in between. - Curtis D. Tucker
- You have no birthday because you have always lived;
you were never born, and never will die.
You are not the child of the people you call mother and father,
but their fellow-adventurer on a bright journey
to understand the things that are. - Richard Bach
- Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain
- May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. - Frank Sinatra
- Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Booth Tarkington
- You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
Great happy birthday wishes
- Celebrate your birthday. Celebrate today. But most of all, be happy and healthy every day!
- Happy birthday to someone who I could not imagine life without. You are one of a kind! Thank you for everything, and enjoy your special day today.
- I hope you love your new age as much as it loves you. You still look amazing! Happy birthday, you’re the bomb dot com.
- Happy birthday to a person that’s charming, talented, and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.
- On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lie about your age. Happy Birthday!
- Warmest wishes to you on this very special day of yours! You are a great inspiration and role model to me. Happy birthday, my dear friend!
- I’m celebrating this very special day with you deep down in my heart. Happy birthday dear!
- Happy centre of attention day!
- Happy birthday to the man who inspired me to dream big and to work hard in achieving that dream. I love you, Dad!
- Happy birthday to my beautiful sister. Thank you for growing up alongside me.
- You have something in common with your birthday candles: You light up a room. And you have something in common with your cake: You’re as sweet as could be!
- Congratulations and good wishes to the woman who has everything — including me!
- No matter how much I grow up, still it seems that we were young yesterday. Love you so much. Happy birthday.
Funny happy birthday quotes, wishes and sayings
- You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. - Woody Allen
- They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
- When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!
- Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday!
- An old fart is as good as the new one.
- You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. - Irish Saying
- The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
- Happy Birthday! For everyone’s safety, please skip the candles this year.
- Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
- Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
- My birthday…another great day in history.
- I hope your birthday leaves you less hot & bothered than when you read 50 Shades of Grey. Happy Birthday.
- They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember you eating an absolute legend!
- Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
- Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.
- Two secrets on your Birthday: 1. Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
- Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don’t forget to delete the incriminating ones!
- It is a good feeling when you forget your birthday and someone remembers it for you.
- Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
- May you live as long as the earth exist.
- How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.
- I got the brains and looks, and you got the...got the...erm...this is awkward...the nicest shoes...yeah that’s it...lovely shoes.