Happy Birthday quotes

Happy birthday quotes are cute and inspirational

 


When a person is young, the song “Happy Birthday” frequently includes the addition “You smell like a skunk!” As that individual grows older, the jingle takes a more biting, but hopefully not true, turn when the words are changed to “you smell like a drunk!”

Happy birthday quotes can be fun! Often, the words shared are personal and wish an individual the best as they look to another year in their life. But that doesn’t mean they can’t also include good-natured jabs that a person is growing so absentminded that they would be excellent for a study on artificial stupidity or that they’ve put on so much weight that they may need two zip codes.

Youth long for each birthday, both for the numerous gifts and parties they usually enjoy and the additional freedoms that come with growing older. The same can not usually be said for adults as they age. But birthday quotes remind people that despite advances in medicine, there is still not a cure for the common birthday.

Quotes used to wish a colleague the best on their birthday can also emphasize the wisdom that comes with growing older. But while emotional sentiments are always appreciated, happy birthday quotes that are remembered are always the ones that bring the most laughs.

 

Happy birthday quotes, wishes and sayings


 
happy birthday quotes
Sending your way a bouquet of happiness...to wish you a very happy birthday!
happy birthday quotes and wishes
We can only hope that this day will be as special as you!
Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain , the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...
You have no birthday because you have always lived; you were never born, and never will die. You are not the child of the people you call mother and father, but their fellow-adventurer on a bright journey to understand the things that are. - Richard Bach
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. - Frank Sinatra
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Booth Tarkington
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
Celebrate your birthday. Celebrate today. But most of all, be happy and healthy every day!
Happy birthday to someone who I could not imagine life without. You are one of a kind! Thank you for everything, and enjoy your special day today.
I hope you love your new age as much as it loves you. You still look amazing! Happy birthday, you’re the bomb dot com.
Happy birthday to a person that’s charming, talented, and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.
On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lie about your age. Happy Birthday!
Warmest wishes to you on this very special day of yours! You are a great inspiration and role model to me. Happy birthday, my dear friend!
I’m celebrating this very special day with you deep down in my heart. Happy birthday dear!
Happy centre of attention day!
Happy birthday to the man who inspired me to dream big and to work hard in achieving that dream. I love you, Dad!
Happy birthday to my beautiful sister. Thank you for growing up alongside me.
You have something in common with your birthday candles: You light up a room. And you have something in common with your cake: You’re as sweet as could be!
Congratulations and good wishes to the woman who has everything — including me!
No matter how much I grow up, still it seems that we were young yesterday. Love you so much. Happy birthday.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday!
An old fart is as good as the new one.
You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be.
The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
Happy Birthday! For everyone’s safety, please skip the candles this year.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
My birthday…another great day in history.
I hope your birthday leaves you less hot & bothered than when you read 50 Shades of Grey. Happy Birthday.
They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember you eating an absolute legend!
Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
Two secrets on your Birthday: 1. Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don’t forget to delete the incriminating ones!
It is a good feeling when you forget your birthday and someone remembers it for you.
Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
May you live as long as the earth exist.
How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.
I got the brains and looks, and you got the...got the...erm...this is awkward...the nicest shoes...yeah that’s it...lovely shoes.
Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake,
Make it a day, that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day...
Remembering you on this very special day with loving thoughts and memories. You're a very special friend. You are my best friend. Happy Birthday!
We can only hope that this day will be as special as you!
Happy birthday to you. May you have many more. You have been a great friend to me. I have a little wish, may we be friends, till the world ends.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.


Happy Birthday Wishes

 
 
 
happy birthday wishes
Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, and another amazing year around the sun by your side!
Happy birthday! I hope this is the beginning of your greatest, most wonderful year ever!
Many happy returns to you on your birthday! We hope you have a wonderful day full of friends, family, and cake! Happy Birthday !
You are the girl to whom my heart belongs. I promise to get you all the happiness in life. Happy Birthday sweetie!
You have a kind of beauty that can win over the world. There’s no wonder why my heart fell for you! Happy Birthday to the beauty queen!
I'm so proud of you and for all that you do. Here's to the world's greatest best friend on your birthday!
In case I don’t tell you often enough, I really appreciate your friendship. And I’m so grateful for all you bring to my life!
Thanks for being the best friend I could ever have. Happy birthday to you!
Wherever your feet may take, whatever endeavor you lay hands on. It will always be successful. Happy birthday. May this special day bring you endless joy and tons of precious memories!
You have made our lives even more special than we ever imagined. We hope you have a wonderful birthday!
I hope your birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows and love and laughter! Sending many good wishes to you on your special day.


Funny happy birthday quotes, wishes and sayings



 
funny birthday quotes, wishes and sayings
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!
A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
- Henry Youngman
Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. At least have fun doing it!
Let’s taco ’bout your birthday.
Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!
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