Happy and Funny 70th Birthday Quotes - Wishes

Happy 70th Birthday Qutes

What do you say for a 70th birthday?

The lifespan of an average person has been decreased to a great extent. If you are lucky to live a healthy and successful life to 70 years, then these 70th birthday quotes are for you. Each year of our life brings new moments to cherish, challenges, hopes, and dreams with it. One year can change many things and those who are passionate about life and what happens in it, relish their new beginnings.

Not many people are fortunate enough to be around their loved ones at this age. So if you have someone who is there for you at this moment or you are in a position to do something for someone who is going to be in his lucky 70’s, don’t waste this precious opportunity. Make their day. Make them feel special all over again for being an amazing person at this stage of their life.

Our 70th birthday quotes are a throwback to all the fantastic moments you have had in your life. It’s a compilation of all your unforgettable striking memories. It will be a bundle of joy and a means of reliving your journey. Happy 70th birthday, our hero :)

70th Birthday quotes, wishes and sayings

A mother is our very first friend in life. Happy 70th birthday to the woman who always soothed our fevers, cheered at our games, and taught us how to be better people.
Hope all 24 hours of your 70th birthday are as memorable as the last 70 years have been for you.
I don’t know why people are so obsessed with age anyway. I mean, 90 is the new 70; 70 is the new 50 and 50 is the new 40; so the whole act-your-age thing? Only up to a point. - Joan Collins
To my friend on your 70th birthday! May all of your wishes come true. I am so fortunate to have you in my life and so thankful for all the joy you bring.
Happy birthday! For 70 years, your dreams have fulfilled you. Now it's time to fulfill your dreams.
I feel honored that I was able to see the marvels of nature from this close. Because the fact that you’ve remained this awesome for 70 whole years, can only be described as a miracle! Happy Birthday!
Happy bday, I wish we can comfort you and tell you how amazingly wonderful you are, now.
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.
Happy 70th birthday, Dad! You have simply been the best in your role as a father and in your career. I am beyond proud and excited to celebrate this milestone event with you.
Despite all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common 70th birthday.
This is really a special day for me as it’s your birthday and you are the MOST SPECIAL friend I’ve ever had. Happy 70th Birthday my big buddy!
Happy 70th birthday to the man who always told me to go for my dreams. May your day be filled with love and happiness.
To the world’s greatest uncle, happy super birthday to you as you clock 70 today. I celebrate you today, my dear uncle, and wish you all that your heart yearns for in these gray hair ages and beyond. May you live to be 100 years and more.
I wish you had tons of things you can reminisce for today, happy 70th birthday, dearest mom.
At 70, the mind runs faster than the body.
Grandma, are you sure you are 70 years old today? You look so young and beautiful. On your special day, I wish you many more years of graceful aging in peace, good health and prosperity. Happy 70th birthday, my beautiful grandma.
For every year you’ve lived, you grew even more amazing than the previous one. That means you are now 70 times more amazing than the time you were born! Happy Birthday!
Dad, I believe today will bring lots of great memories to your heart because it’s your special day. Happy glorious 70th birthday to my strong pillar of support. I am so proud of you, Dad.
Cheers to all the wonderful memories we have shared, happy bday and I love you a lot now.
The world has been blessed by such an amazing person for a whole 70 years!
As special and important the stars and the moon are, so also are you a special mum to me. Today, as you mark your 70th birthday on Earth, I wish you a fabulous birthday full of gifts, joy, blessings!
When you are forty, half of you belongs to the past…And when you are seventy, nearly all of you. - Jean Anouilh

Cute and funny 70th birthday wishes

What do you write in a 70th birthday card?

I've been thinking about myself possibly turning 70 in the future, too. Let me know if it works out well for you.
The older you get the better you get… unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White
May every unfulfilled dream of yours during the past seventy years come true. Happy 70th Bday!
Happy 70th birthday, what you need is some jolly good time and just a light load of things too.
70-year-old people still have the whole rest of their lives ahead of them.
It is truly amazing how such an incredible person can develop in only 70 years. Happy 70th birthday, and thank you for all that you do.
You’re a grown up. You’re smart. You’re classy. You’re far too open-minded to be minding a present from me. Happy birthday!
70 really looks great on you! Happy Bday!
Happy late Birthday surprise! With best wishes and a bucket full of love…
Let’s go out and show the world that age is just a number by partying late night and dancing our hearts out. Happy 70th Birthday!

70th birthday card messages

On the 70th I'll send you the dearest birthday greetings and hope that I again get a delicious, homemade apple pie at your next visit!
To think of how amazing you are at 70. It will be incredible to think how you will be at 80. Happy 70th birthday!
May your birthday be filled with the warm sunshine of love. Happy birthday!
You may choose to go sugar-free, but don’t abandon your delightful sweetness. Happy 70th birthday!
Happy 69 plus 1 birthday.
Congratulations on your seventieth birthday! I come tonight to congratulate personally, because if an old guy like me celebrates with you, you'll feel much younger!
Everything your heart desires is what I wish for you. Not only on your birthday, but throughout the whole year too!
New York is not the most amazing place in the world, my grandpa’s lap is. Happy 70th birthday gramps.
You don’t look a day over 60. Happy birthday!
A cute happy birthday to a wonderful 70 year old!

Funny 70th birthday quotes and messages

70 is 21 in Celsius! Happy birthday Dad!
You can dance under the rain if you wanted to, seventy is still a good old age to do just that.
Happy birthday! For 70 years, your dreams have fulfilled you. Now it's time to fulfill your dreams.
We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
Attractive, sweet, intelligent, friendly, charming, hilarious & witty… well that’s enough about me… Happy 70th Birthday!
Here is a hug! Happy birthday! PS: I’m broke!
A star is what you are and being born one is the best thing that ever happened to you as well.
Congratulations for being born many years ago.
Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
Once you turn 70, it becomes acceptable to use the bathroom in your pants. You can pee in the yard and pretend you’re watering grandma’s plants. Growing old is a gift because people start to ignore the little things. Do what you enjoy the most as there is no telling what tomorrow brings.
The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.

70th Birthday Quotes