50th birthday quotes

Don't just count your years. Make your years count.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, and lie about your age.

Middle age when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
- Glenn Dorenbush

You're still hot, but only in flashes.

You finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.

You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you’re 50 when your idea of getting lucky is being able to find your car in Walmart’s parking lot on the first try.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

After turning 50, everything that doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

You and your teeth have decided that a separation is the best thing for your relationship.

Turning 50 gives me more yesterdays than tomorrows.
- Bill Clinton

Turning 50 means that you get the urge, but can’t remember what for.

Turning 50: Your back goes out more than you do.

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party!

You know you’re old when you go antique shopping and the crowd thinks you’re part of the inventory.

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
- Joan Rivers

I regret to inform you that your 40s have now expired.

So many candles, so little cake.

If grey hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!

I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
- Charles Caleb Colton

The secret to staying young is to find an age you really like and stick with it.

10 more years from pension, until then, work hard so you can enjoy your retirement comfortably. Wonderful 50th bday!

Classy, Sassy, Nifty, Fifty!

I hope you are happy now that you’re 50 years old. Fifty is the new “who care?” So relax, enjoy and have fun!

You know you are getting old when you go to bed before your kids

Happy 50, Dad. I am so proud to have you as a supportive and thoughtful father.

Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.Happy 50th!

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work...I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen

50 is the age of discovery - you discover you're old!

You are turning 50. But why are your candles going up and your cake getting smaller?

Like fine wine, things get better with age; you my friend are nearly magnificent. Happy 50th Birthday!

Hey Dad. I will love you more than I did in your next 50 years. Happy 50th birthday.

Have you ever noticed the number “5” looks almost identical to the letter “S”? Now that you’re turning 50, it’s just your body’s way of reminding you that you are “50” (SO) Old!

You only turn 50 once. Make the hangover worth it!

At fifty you might not be able to make a fresh new start, but that doesn’t stop you from feeling young at heart. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. I am so happy to be with you celebrating your 50 years of life. I admire your honesty and respect your personality. I pray to God to shower blessings on you.

Happy Birthday! Your first 50 has been incredible, so I cannot wait to see what the next 50 brings.

We pulled through so many projects together and overcome our biggest obstacles. Having a colleague like you is pure pleasure. Happy Birthday and always stay positive like you are!

Happy 50th Birthday! Wishing you a wonderful celebration and an amazing year.

You are the reason not just for my birth but also for who I am today. I cannot describe how much I love you. I would like to express my respect and gratitude to you, Mom. Happy 50th Birthday.

Happy Birthday! The world is a better place for having had you in it for the last 50 years, so I hope you live to be at least 100.

Once in a while, someone comes along who makes 50 look good. Let me know when you come across them. Just kidding, buddy. Happy 50th birthday!

Fifty isn´t old...if you are a tree!

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
- Tom Wilson

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?
- Jim Carrey

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Ogden Nash

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
- Doris Day

After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.
- E. W. House

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
- Victor Hugo

I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
- Nancy Astor

If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
- Mickey Mantle

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
- Oscar Wilde

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
- George Carlin

I can still do everything now that I did at 20, of course with my doctor's permission.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Jack Benny

Birthdays mean a fresh start, a time for looking back with gratitude at the blessings of another year. It is also a time to look forward with renewed hope for more significant benefits. May you find true bliss as you face your following milestones. Happy 51st birthday.

Ohh? remembered that today is very special day both for us and for you. Congratulations on your wonderful 51st birthday. You are like a old trees or like a old photo album from old days. 51 years is really long time and I really want to know your life experiences. Happy birthday, I want to wish you have a long and happy life.

My lovely friend, happy birthday. You stroke half a century today. Let’s celebrate your memorable day with wine and desserts. You would always be the evergreen person in our group. Stay happy as always. Happy 51st birthday.

Happy Birthday to a true child of the 80s. Hope your big day is totally awesome. Congratulations on your 51 years on the planet. You’ve accomplished so much, and the best is yet to come!

The famous golden age has finally arrived! Happy Birthday! I am sure that with 51 years you have a lot of accumulated wisdom, that which we would like to have when we are young.

Congratulations! You have just qualified to be a conservative. From now on you have to conserve your energy. Happy 51st birthday! Finally you have earned the favour to reach the magical age! This is when you will never be asked to do manual labour; being tired will be acceptable by the whole world. Happy 51st birthday!

Happy 51st birthday! The world is so much more beautiful, all because you’ve made it a truly wonderful place to live for the past 51 years. I can’t wait to see how special you make everything the next five decades.

You’re turning 51, a round number! And you will have a celebration that you will remember forever. Congratulations! Happy 51 years! How good it is to know that over the years, friendships grow, and advice becomes wiser.

Today, on this day that has the sole purpose of celebrating your birthday, I would like to wish you that everything you ever dreamed of comes true. May your dreams burn brighter than the fire in the candles of your birthday cake! Happy 51st birthday!

You had success to come to today, of course it isn’t hard on this century. So I am giving you a mission than easier. It is you will stay a fifty year in the world so we will be closest friend for a fifty years. Happy 51st birthday. Have you a wonderful birthday as you wanted. Wishing you life’s finest things at 51.

Happy birthday and congratulations on turning 51. This milestone brings the privilege that you no longer need an excuse to stay in on a Saturday night. But as with any privilege it shouldn’t be abused so don’t forget to get out once in a while, because fun is the elixir of youth!

Turning 51 is no small feat! It’s half-life! But do not worry because a person as noble as you will live many more years. You are a wonderful being, and you fill us all with light!

Happy 51st Birthday to someone who remembers what it was like to use a payphone, flip over a cassette tape, and get out of your chair to change the TV channel.

Don’t worry about the wrinkles that are starting to show up. They are just reminders of all the experiences you’ve had so far in your life. Here’s to the next few wrinkles! Happy 51st birthday!

Hope your 51st is just the beginning of amazing things to come. Wishing you many wonderful return on your 51st special Birthday and the life should bring always you desire and happiness that you wanted. Because you already deserve it.

Happy 51st Birthday! Welcome to your midlife crisis. Happy 51st Birthday! Remember, 51 is just a number. A big, round, scary number. Happy 51st Birthday! You may be showing your age, but at least you’re not acting it!

You reach your 51st as a brave, brave person with admirable integrity. Enjoy everything that you are, as much as we do the rest to keep you close, and keep taking advantage of life as only you know how to do!

To the person I truly admire and love, a happy 51st birthday. At your age, you have earned the right and the spending power to appreciate all the great things in life. I hope that you have the best birthday!

Your first 51 years have been very incredible and wonderful as I can’t assumed, so I really want to see your next 51 years, but we are starting to get old, I hope we have more times ahead. Happy 51st birthday!

Today you will extinguish fifty candles, but you will light the soul of all of us with your happy smile. Never stop being the way you are. Congratulations!

Happy 52nd birthday to me. I’m so grateful, it’s so hard to believe that I’m 52 years today. I am so thankful for life and I pray that all my wishes come true for me.

Wishing myself the best birthday ever. may this new year bring me all my heart desires and may I enjoy all the good things of life in this new age of mine. Happy 52nd birthday to me.

Happy birthday to me, I’m so glad I get to turn a new age into good health. I pray all my heart desires are met this new year and I continue to bask in so much love and happiness this year and beyond.

52 years and still feeling as young as ever, I never knew I would love to see this new year of mine and it is with great joy and happiness in my heart that I celebrate this new year.

Turning 52 today is considered a huge feat for me because the previous years haven’t been easy but here I am, standing strong and gallant, so glad for this new age. Happy birthday to me.

I am so happy to be celebrating another year of my life. May this new year bring me much more joy and happiness than ever before. Happy 52nd birthday to me in joy and happiness.

I wish myself all the best as I enter into a new chapter of my life, seeing this new year brings me so much more joy than I can imagine. Happy 52nd birthday to me, may this new year bring all that my heart desires and much more.

Celebrating 52 whole years on this blessed plant brings much excitement to my heart, I never thought I’d see this day, but here I am, celebrating in good health. Happy 52nd year to me, may I live longer than I ever expected to.

Happy sweet birthday to me. Here I am at 52 feelings so awesome and great. I wish myself the best in life and I can’t wait to see what this new year has in stock for me. I welcome myself to a great new year.

My life has been a great and wholesome journey and I can’t but be excited that I have journeyed to a whole new year of 52 in great happiness and peace of mind. Happy 52nd birthday to me. I wish myself the best in this new year of mine.

May all my heart desires, prayers and wishes come true for me in this new year of 52. May Joy and peace never depart from my life. Happy birthday to me at 52 years.

Celebrating 52 wonderful years with my friends and family is such a great joy for me. On this wonderful day, I am grateful to everyone that made this past year a great one for me. I look forward to creating special memories with you this new year. Happy 52nd birthday to me.

My life has been nothing short of amazing and here’s to hoping it remains that way this new year and for the rest of my wonderful years on earth. Happy birthday to me in sound health and mind.

Happy 52nd birthday to me I have so much to be grateful for and I am so happy I get to celebrate this day with all the important people in my life, thank you for being there for me. I hope this new year brings us all sweet and amazing things.

Wow, it’s so hard to believe I am 52 already, with all the bumps I’ve scaled through I cannot but be thankful for this glorious new age. Happy birthday to me, I wish myself the very best in life.

I feel so happy and glad to be a year older today, happy birthday to me. My life has been full of wonderful memories and I hope it continues that way this new year and forever.

Happy 52nd birthday to me, today. May all my wishes and heart desires come true today and every other day. I wish myself the best.

On this special and happy day, I celebrate myself with so much happiness and joy in my heart. I am grateful to all my friends, family and loved ones for your support and love. May this new year bring me all shades of happiness and love.

My life has been so wonderful and amazing these past 52 years and I hope it remains so in this new chapter I am entering. Happy 52nd birthday to me, I wish myself the best things in life.

Happy 52nd birthday to me, may I live long to witness many more of this year on earth, I wish myself the very best.

You could ride along with me, take polaroid pictures about your ecstatic birthday bash. I already lost count of my birthdays, and I just wait for you to greet me instead. Happy 53rd birthday.

On your special day, I am recalling all of the great times we’ve spent together. You always bring a sweet smile to my face! Happy Birthday to you, my special friend, who will forever hold a special place in my heart.

You deserve happiness and peace and I am hopeful that this 53rd year of your life gets the message and brings them your way. The joy of being yours is unspeakable. May a joy like this find you and stay with you all day, every day.

There aren’t many limericks that are ever heard For people as they celebrate their fifty-third. But I hope that this poem will say what I want to: Hope happiest fifty-third birthday is had by you!

Yippee, your birthday is finally here. It is time to party! It is time to sing and dance, and it is time for birthday bumps! May you have a delicious and party licious birthday!

You may not be able to see it with your glasses, but my birthday gift for you is my love. Can you be my birthday drink that I can take a swig all through the night? Happy 53rd birthday.

You are going to be the best version of yourself as you begin a new year. Happy birthday to you. I hope that you never lose the courage and energy that I have always known you to have. Happy 53rd birthday to you.

An so I hope that you celebrate and party In some truly spectacularly great way And that you have a really special, Fit-for-royalty kind of fifty-third birthday.

I wish you a lovely day, not just today because it is your birthday, but all year round. May you always wake up in the morning with a smile on your face. Happy 53rd Birthday to you.

We can ride my pick-up truck and go around the town to look for the singing little crickets. Think of what you can do with this colorful confetti, golden disco balls, and empty bottles. Happy 53rd birthday.

At 53, you will be filled with energy, joy, and happiness. Every form of sorrow will be sent very far away from you. Happy birthday to you Your 53rd birthday is very much a milestone and a beautiful one at that. I am so glad to be a participant.

We have been together so long, I can’t think of life without you. But I will never tire of wishing you a happy birthday. Live long, love life, and relish every moment. Happy 53rd birthday!

I need you to be a believer more than anything this New Year because you are about to have the best life. Happy 53rd birthday to you.

You might think that there’s nothing special you will see When you turn a seemingly random age like fifty-three. It’s not an age that has a significant milestone, But that doesn’t mean that there’s a reason to moan. It’s a perfectly fine age to celebrate tonight And you’d better celebrate your birthday just so right. Because every single day that you’re alive, you see, Is a very special day for your friends like me! Happy 53rd!

It’s your birthday! The significance of this day is beyond just your birthday. It is a celebration of someone that is loved and greatly admired. Happy 53rd Birthday!

Getting old means getting a bad hearing, but we just know we will tell we just love each other. Perhaps you like to live in a cabin house with me and make birthday cakes forever? Happy 53rd birthday.

Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life! My wish for you on your birthday is that you are, and will always be, happy and healthy! Don’t ever change.

The last year did not pan out as expected. But, this New Year is about to exceed all expectations, as long as you believe. Happy 53rd birthday to you.

But I’m so very glad that we did just that Because I can’t imagine life without you by my side. Sometimes it’s a little scary, But my love for you I cannot hide! Happy 53rd birthday.

I think I am your knight in shining armor that will protect your beloved birthday party. Maybe we can sit along the seaside, stare at the waters, and think of our future birthdays. Happy 53rd birthday.

That’s right, left to right, losing to happiness, bright light and music, staying out all night will make a million memories, I’m going to party anyway cause I feel so alive. Happy 54th birthday to me.

I’m going to let it go, going to leave all my worries behind, and take control, just to have a good time, no time for stress on my mind cause it’s my day. Happy 54th birthday to me.

Oh! Come and dance with me right now, if you want to dance, I’m going to make you dance, if you want, I’m going to make you groove. Congratulations to me, it is my 54th birthday. Happy 54th birthday to me.

I’m going to love myself, nobody else will, taking it nice and slow, feeling good and happy always and specially today because it is my birthday today. Happy 54th birthday to me.

5. Bad friends keep off, evil occurrence, halt, I’m starting another phase of life as it is another year of my life. Happy 54th birthday to me, darling.

Don’t feel like putting make-up on my cheek, what I want to do is to love every single part of me to the bottom because that is perfect to me, Be happy dear. Happy 54th birthday to me.

Feelings inside me are so strong! Happiness and joy, I’m going to touch every pain away, the feeling is on ignition. Happy 54th birthday to me.

I was born great to this world without exception because I’m walking in a way with a good perspective into greater success and I sure will. Happy 54th birthday to me.

I’ve got the eyes of a tiger, a fighter. Dancing through my worries to happiness and laughter. Happy 54th birthday to me.

No better me than I am, I am a star and I am beautiful, the world won’t change my heart against me. Happy 54th birthday to the beautiful me.

Hurray! I’m 54 today in health still looking radiant and charming as ever, Happy 54th birthday to me.

I don’t really know what to say to myself, hours and hours pass, my heart blinks for a second time waits for no one and within the twinkle of an eye, it’s me celebrating my birthday again. Happy 54th birthday to myself.

I’m not concerned about what people say about me, I solely rely on Your grace, dear God for a life enraptured by sweetness and happiness. It’s my day, happy 54th birthday to me.

I’m so excited! it’s another edition of a special day I was brought into this world. Wishing myself more wealth and health all the days of my life. Happy 54th birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy womb escape day to me. Happy 54th birthday to me.

I’m gonna scream it out loud. It’s my birthday, and I’m overwhelmed with joy for it’s another season of greater joy than before, more blessings than the past even more insight into what the future holds. Happy 54th birthday to my dear self again.

It’s the time for me to lead it, take it or not, I’m the boss now because this particular day is specially mine for the taking. Happy 54th birthday to me once again.

And of this marvellous day of my life, freshness and blissfulness shall be said of me. It’s my birthday. Happy 54th birthday to myself.

Being alive to celebrate another edition of my birthday is a great privilege. I give thanks to you, dear God. Bless me with divine blessings and gracious favours. Happy 54th birthday to me. Hurray!

I’m feeling so good as never before today being my special day. May the experiences of this day and the whole year be a remarkable one for good. Happy 54th birthday to my lovely self.