Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

Funny things to say 4 your best friends

These funny birthday quotes for friends are perfect for sharing in their special day. You’ll find the most hilarious phrases that will make them smile on their birthday. Use them in cards, letters, notes, social media posts, emails, texts and more!
Just be creative and combine them with sincere wishes or comic images to make the perfect birthday gift, something fun, personal and memorable for those friends that are always with you.

We all love our birthdays so it’s important not to be cliché, but to show the other one how much we care about them!
You have to know your friend well and his or her sense of humor and their personality, so you can find the perfect quote that they won’t be able to forget! We guarantee you that these funny birthday quotes will really boost your gift and put a smile in your friend’s face on the most important day in their lives!

funny birthday quotes
  • You are getting old, but I still like you anyway.
funny birthday quotes for friends
  • Happy birthday to you! May you have many more. You have been a great friend to me. I have a little bit wish, may we be friends, till the world ends.


  • May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.

  • Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

  • Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

  • I urge you not to count the candles on this years’ birthday cake. Not only will it take up the entire time of the party, with the memory you have at your age, you will probably forget where you were and will have to start over a million times! Anyways, happy birthday!

  • Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

  • Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”

    Robert Frost


  • You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

    Bob Hope


  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

    Mark Twain


  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

    Lucille Ball


  • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”

    Charles Schultz


  • "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
    But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years

    Mark Twain

  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”

    Mark Twain


  • Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.

    Fred Astaire

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