Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

Funny things to say 4 your best friends

These funny birthday quotes for friends are perfect for sharing in their special day. You’ll find the most hilarious phrases that will make them smile on their birthday. Use them in cards, letters, notes, social media posts, emails, texts and more!
Just be creative and combine them with sincere wishes or comic images to make the perfect birthday gift, something fun, personal and memorable for those friends that are always with you.

We all love our birthdays so it’s important not to be cliché, but to show the other one how much we care about them!
You have to know your friend well and his or her sense of humor and their personality, so you can find the perfect quote that they won’t be able to forget! We guarantee you that these funny birthday quotes will really boost your gift and put a smile in your friend’s face on the most important day in their lives!

funny birthday quotes
  • You are getting old, but I still like you anyway.
funny birthday quotes for friends
  • Happy birthday to you! May you have many more. You have been a great friend to me. I have a little bit wish, may we be friends, till the world ends.

Here are some funny birthday quotes for friends


  • May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.

  • Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

  • Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

  • I urge you not to count the candles on this years’ birthday cake. Not only will it take up the entire time of the party, with the memory you have at your age, you will probably forget where you were and will have to start over a million times! Anyways, happy birthday!

  • Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

  • Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

  • A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost


  • You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope


  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain


  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball


  • Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schultz


  • "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
    But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain

  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. - Mark Twain


  • Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Great birthday wishes for a friend


  • Happy and blessed is the man/woman lucky enough to have a true friend like you. Best wishes!

  • Happy Birthday To My Friend! I am very lucky to have a great friend like you in my life. Have the happiest birthday ever!

  • I hope your day is special and everyone treats you well my friend. Wishing you all the happiness on your birthday.

  • I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!

  • Happy Birthday to the person who knows about all of my most embarrassing moments, and witnessed many of them first-hand.

  • Best friends like you come along once in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!

  • Happy Birthday My Friend. Everything is more fun when you’re by my side. Here’s to another year of having fun & being fabulous!

  • A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best and dearest friend!

  • Happy Birthday to my best friend in the world. I hope we stay close friends for the rest of our lives… especially since you have so much dirt on me!

  • I’m not just here for the sweet treats or the birthday cake. I came to wish my bestest friend a very happy special day.

  • Happy Birthday, My Dear Friend! Time to shake it loose and get groovy! I hope your special day is full of fun and as fabulous as you!

Birthday quotes and wishes for a brother

No matter if he's older or younger, you can still celebrate together :)


  • Happy Birthday to my childhood companion and lifelong friend. Happy Birthday, brother!

  • As you get ready to face yet another birthday, remember that this is our time to party! Can’t wait to get out tonight and celebrate!

  • Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven dear brother.

  • Happy birthday to the most annoying person who keeps irritating me yet makes me happy. I love you brother and have a blast!

  • I just want to wish you lots of luck,good health and yes lots of wealth,On this day,Wish you a super birthday,To my lovely bro!

  • Happy Birthday to the coolest guy I know… my brother!

  • I am eternally grateful for having such an amazing elder brother, and I’ll always look up to you and respect you! Wishing you the very best birthday this year, bro!

  • Happy birthday dearest brother, wish upon each candle on your cake and hope that all your wishes would come true. Wish you successful years ahead!

  • Happy Birthday to Mom’s second favorite child.

  • Just to remind myself, god has gifted me with the best brother, guide, support and a father to look up to. Happiest birthday to the world’s best brother, loads of love and success!

Birthday wishes for a sister

What can I say to my sister on her birthday? How do you say happy birthday in simple words? Let's find out!


  • People say that angels are only in stories, but I believe that they are right here on earth among us. And you are one of those angels, my dear sister. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

  • When I was little, I was so sad that I didn’t get a brother when you were born. Now, I look back and laugh, because sisters are truly the best. I wouldn’t trade our girl time for anything in the world. Happy birthday!

  • You are the only person in whom I can confide my secrets. You are not just my sister but also my best buddy. Wishing you a very happy birthday.

  • Sister, you are everything I strive to be: strong, beautiful, and courageous. There is no greater compliment that I can give than to say you remind me in so many ways of our mother.

  • Thanks for being the perfect companion on the rides of sistership. I always felt out of this globe when we were together. Happy Birthday.

  • On your special day, sending you warm hugs and tons of good wishes. A very happy birthday, Sister.

  • On this special day, I’m reflecting back on all the wonderful memories we’ve built together. Happy Birthday my dear Sister!

  • My dear Sister! Even though we had so many fights when we were younger, we always made up eventually. Thank you for always forgiving me and having my back even to this very day.

  • To my little sister, you are the rainbow of my life and I wish you a happy birthday. Enjoy yourself.

  • Our parents made us siblings, we became friends on our own. Happy Birthday, Sis.

  • I can’t comprehend how my life would have been without you in it. Through you, I have experienced some of the best moments in life and I know there will be more to come. Happy birthday Sis!

  • Happiest birthday to partner in crime, to my shopping partner, to my only fighter. I love sending time with you sister. Loads of love & hugs!

Cute and romantic birthday wishes for boyfriend

How can I make my boyfriend feel special on his birthday?


  • I thank God for whoever invented birthdays. A day when you can become famous and known. Don’t let it get into your head though because in a matter of hours everybody will forget who you are. Happy birthday, honey.

  • I’m so glad you came into the world, and I’m even more glad you came into my world. Happy Birthday, sweetheart and I love you sooooo much!

  • Happy birthday, Smile Maker! For your birthday, I want to be the one to make my guy smile for a change.

  • Life is a precious gift. I wish you have a long and healthy life, my love, congratulations, Boyfriend.

  • I wish you a happy birthday, honey, before you are too drunk to remember that it is your Birthday.

  • No other man has ever loved me like you. You deserve all the love in the world for your birthday.

  • You are the finest man I know. Your good looks put mine to shame. I love your sweet smile but above all else, I love your honesty. Happy birthday.

  • I know I am not so expressive of my feelings, but today being your special day, I want to take the chance and say I love you so much. As you celebrate today, remember I will love you till the end of the world. Happy birthday to the LOVE of my life. :)

  • On your Birthday, I send you the best wishes that your deepest longings come true. I am a very lucky girl to have found love in someone like you. Happy Birthday, my Boyfriend.

  • You are my dream guy, the ultimate fantasy, and I want to make your birthday all you deserve.

  • Your life began on this day. My life began the day I met you. I’m so glad both days happened. Happy Birthday, darling.

Birthday quotes and wishes for a girlfriend

How can I impress my girlfriend on her birthday?


  • I always thought there isn’t anything like love but now with you beside me, I think there isn’t anything except love. Happy birthday.

  • I am so happy that I can celebrate your special day with you. I would be lost without you. Happy birthday!

  • Happy Birthday, pretty woman! You deserve the best!

  • You are the gift in my life, and on your special day, I give you the gift of my love. Take it with open arms, and embrace my hug.

  • I would love to hug you right now and wish you a very happy birthday but somehow I can’t and I am sending you all my love for this message. HBD to the love of my life.

  • Darling, you are a wonderful bloom in a beautiful garden where only true love grows! Wishing you a brilliant Birthday!

  • You have the most beautiful soul of anybody I know. Very happy birthday Sweetie!

  • Happy Birthday Baby! I hope my love brings you the same laughter, joy , and happiness that your love brings me. I hope today is a very special day.

  • My would-be wife. You’re an amazing woman and truly the inspiration in my life.

  • Loving you is a privilege. But being loved by you is a blessing. Being with you is a wish come true, and I hope all your wishes come true on this special day.

  • Sometimes words are hard to find to form that perfect line to let you know you are always on my mind. Happy birthday dear!

  • Happy birthday my lady, grow prettier day by day and may your life be full of smiles and joy.

Thoughtful birthday wishes for mother

How can I wish happy birthday to my mom? How do I write a birthday card to my mom?

If these questions bothering you, well...here is some help to express your love and admiration to your beloved mother. Pick your favourite one from these birthday quotes for your mother.


  • I hope you have many more birthdays and I hope you celebrate them with me as well. I will always try to make your birthdays the best days of your life. Happy birthday Mother!

  • On your birthday, I want to wish you the best of luck in anything you do. May God keep blessing you with all the things that bring a smile to your face. Have a wonderful birthday, mom. You mean the world to me.

  • You may be getting older Mom, but think on the bright side, you’ll at least always be younger than Dad! Happy birthday.

  • Mom, a great birthday is the least we can do for you after all you’ve put up with through the years. Happy Birthday from your obnoxious kids!

  • Happy birthday to my biggest fan and the most fabulous mom!

  • You're not just a mom, you're the greatest women I know.

  • Happy birthday, mom! I have so many memories celebrating my own birthday with you as a child. I am now incredibly honored to be planning a celebration for you. You have earned it!

  • Today is the day when I promise not to cause any of the trouble that I caused the rest of the year. Enjoy a peaceful birthday since you never know what I might do tomorrow. Just kidding. You’re amazing Mom! I’ll be good, I promise.

  • I’m so grateful for your love and care throughout the years. Happy Birthday to the World’s Best Mother!

  • My warmest wishes, Mom. You deserve to enjoy every bit of it.

  • Thank you for the smiles and uncontrolled laughter, the love and kindness you have shown me since I was a little boy. Always remember how grateful I am and that I love you dearly. Happy Birthday Mom!

  • Dear Mom, here’s wishing you the happiest of birthdays today! From, your favorite child (who is also the smartest, dearest, and funniest)

Birthday wishes for father

How can I say happy birthday to my dad? Great and funny birthday quotes for father to choose from.


  • It’s time for a great celebration because today you have completed another year of life. Happy birthday, dad! You raised me with much care and love and made me feel like a princess. Thanks a lot. May the happiness always accompany you!

  • There couldn’t have been a better father than you on this earth. Happy birthday to the man who taught me my worth.

  • I am proud to have a father like you. Happy birthday, Daddy.

  • Happy birthday to the love of my life. You are a great father but most of all your my best friend love you to the moon and back.

  • Dear Dad, you are a strong person with a firm belief in his values. There is no one like you in the whole world. I am a lucky daughter to have a parent like you. Happy Birthday!

  • Thank you for always being the best father you could be, Dad. When I am a father one day, I hope I can be as amazing as you are. Happy birthday!

  • You always protected me and supported me. Thank you, Dad. Happy Birthday.

  • Beloved dad, you’ve given me the best life. I can’t explain how much you mean to me. May all your worries vanish and you have a peaceful life! Happy Birthday Dad!

  • You are the funniest, coolest, and smartest dad in the whole world. Go, Daddy, it's your birthday! Have a good one.

  • Thank you for believing, for smiling, for laughing, for supporting and for loving me always. Thank you for everything. Happy birthday, papa.