80th Birthday Quotes

What do you write in an elderly birthday card?


Life is a journey of making unstoppable rousing memories. Every year in our life is a brand new chapter which should be painted beautifully. This collection of 80th birthday quotes is for you to make you realize how far you have come in your life and a realization of being grateful that you are all happy and healthy at this point in life.

On this day remember the pleasant and cheerful moments you have had in those 80 years of your life. Be thankful for the blessings you got in this journey. Congratulate yourself for everything you have ever achieved. Applaud yourself for not giving up even in the toughest moments of your life. Recall everything you’ve encountered. The good or the bad, and be grateful that you are here at this point, happy and content. This means you have made it here and it is indeed a thing to cherish.

Our 80th birthday quotes are a flashback, a new hope, and a beautiful greeting at this most precious day of your life. Live every moment and stay happy, always :)


80th Birthday quotes and sayings

80th birthday quotes
  • I love celebrating with you. Thanks for having a birthday and giving us a reason.


  • Turning 80? Keep in mind – you’re only as old as you remember you are!

  • Always retain your passion and drive, that’s the key to happiness. Have a really special day

  • If you have the best birthday you have ever had, then today will be better than at least 80 days of your life. Most people can’t say that.

  • You might be getting older in years but you’re still so young at heart. Have a great day!

  • Hey Grandpa, what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! Get it? I’m eighty!

  • Happy birthday to the only 80 year old I know that act half their age. May you continue to be a pain in my side for many more fun filled years to come.

  • Of all the moms in the world, I’m so grateful that I got you. I hope your 80th birthday is unforgettable!

  • Happy birthday! Time definitely flies when you’re having the time of your life. I bet you can’t believe you’re already 80. I definitely can’t — you look and act so young for your age.

  • You have done so many remarkable and unforgettable things in your life. I simply want to wish you a remarkable and unforgettable 80th birthday.

  • On this 80th birthday of yours, its a special time to say, your loved and thought about, each and every day. Happy birthday and may all of your desires come true.

  • Happy 80th Birthday to a lady who could probably still run me down and spank my butt if she had a mind to.

  • Wishing my dearest Grandfather a fabulous 80th birthday celebration. I hope to meet you later in the day and enjoy a lovely dinner together.

  • Dear Dad, Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Thank you for believing in me and always being there when I need it most. I hope you have a joyous 80th birthday and an amazing year ahead!

  • When some women grow old they lose their looks. Others are not so lucky.

  • Mom, may God bless you so abundantly on your 80th birthday today so that happiness will always have many reasons to live in your loving heart. Happy birthday.

  • It’s your 80th birthday – feel free to wine if you want!

  • Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

  • We’ve been together through thick and thin. Thin was better. Now that we’re both thick, it’s a good thing that we’re too old to care! Happy 80th Birthday!

  • Do you remember when you turned 21? At your age, I wouldn’t either. Who cares, have a great 80th birthday!

  • I can't believe you are 80. You don't look as old as a 70-year-old who has aged 10 years.

  • Wishing you a grand and glorious 80th birthday! May your heart be filled with happiness.

  • You’re not in your 70’s anymore. Good thing 80 is the new 60.

  • May your 80th birthday be as unforgettable as your existence has been to our lives. I have no idea what we would have done if you were not here. Thank you, and happy birthday!

80th birthday wishes

What do you write in an 80th birthday card?


  • Happy 80th Birthday! You’re an octogenarian now. You might want to get that checked out the next time you go to the doctor.

  • So according to the standard temperate scale, reaching the age of 80 means hitting 26 years again in terms of Fahrenheit. Wishing a frisky happy birthday to the finest 80 year old guy.

  • I’m so elated to celebrate your 80th birthday with you, Mom, and I hope I’m also fortunate enough to spend all the days of my life in the pleasantness of your company. Happy birthday.

  • It’s your 80th birthday – feel free to wine if you want!

  • Wisdom doesn’t come with age. It comes with the quality of life experiences you have. And, you are the wisest person I know. Happy 80th birthday to you!

  • My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I told her that I don’t care as long as I become as wise and as fun as my grandpa. Happy 80th birthday gramps.

  • If you have the best birthday you have ever had, then today will be better than at least 80 days of your life. Most people can't say that.

  • You have done so many remarkable and unforgettable things in your life. I simply want to wish you a remarkable and unforgettable 80th birthday.

  • Happy 80th Birthday Mom. Thank you for raising me to be the person that I am. I thank God every day for your presence in my life. I love you so much and wish you the happiest of birthdays.

  • Let’s see: You have seen World War II, the Korean War, the war in Vietnam, and the rise of the Beatles. You could teach a history class from your own perspective.

  • Everyone can turn eighty but very few people can turn eighty with grace and a legacy like yours. Happy 80th birthday to our loving grandma.

  • 80? Don’t panic – you’ve still got it! The hard part is remembering where it is.

  • To my Grandfather, Happy 80th Birthday, and I hope that it is every bit as wonderful as you deserve, and you certainly do deserve a whopper of a great one!

Funny 80th birthday quotes, wishes and messages


  • Everyone gets to be young once. Your turn is over!

  • Turning 80 and thinking about what tattoo to get? You might want to consider your name and address. :)

  • Happy Birthday to someone who has seen a lot in his 80 years… and forgotten most of it!

  • I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E. Lewis

  • I can’t believe you are 80. You don’t look as old as a 70-year-old who has aged 10 years.

  • At 80 years old your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out.

  • Today marks the 80th year of being the most amazing person in the world! I’d like you to celebrate this occasion with tons of fun and tons of food! Happy Birthday!

  • May your 80th birthday be filled with magic moments – and lots of merlot.

  • Happy Birthday to the cutest 80-year-old lady in town. I guess spoiling your grandkids is one way to stay young.

  • You have experienced a lot. If there is something to learn, you have learned it. The key now is trying to remember it all.