Funny quotes about men

The collection of silly, cool and funny quotes about men


Life is dull and boring without solid humor and fun-loving people. Research claims men are funnier than women so here’s our collection of striking comedy packed funny quotes about men for you to have a great day today. Life is already extremely occupied and troubled for many, in such dull moments a great spark of laugh can cheer you up and make your day.

So let us spread happiness and fun through whatever means we can so that life becomes jovial for people. There is no doubt that without men and their weirdness there will be a void in our surroundings. The tricky and naught acts of men always bring a fresh laugh. If there was no existence of this gender, there would have been a plain and boring life. Sometimes it becomes really difficult to catch their cranky jokes but to move forward, it is a better option for women to level up their sense of humor :)

So what are you looking at with a dull and boring face at the screen, pal? :) Just scroll down and read our list of funny quotes about men to cheer up.

funny quotes about men
  • When your goals are more important than a party, welcome to the 1% club.
funny quotes about men
  • Remember that guy that gave up? Well, neither does anybody else.
silly and cool quotes about men
  • If things go wrong, don't go with them.


  • In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

  • When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - Oscar Wilde

  • Men are merely a genetic experiment run by women. - Seth Shostak

  • Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men. - Joseph Conrad

  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

  • Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

  • When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

  • A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

  • Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

  • A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright. - Lucille Ball

  • A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one. - Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

  • A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. - Chauncey Depew

  • It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. - Rodney Dangerfield

  • Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. - Rita Rudner

  • Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else. - Mae West

  • How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being? - Oscar Wilde

  • Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore. - Rita Rudner

  • A girl told me that if you talk to a man about himself, he will listen for hours. She said something else but I'd stopped listening.

  • The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne-Marie Roland

  • At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the late seventies. - P. G. Wodehouse

  • Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature. - Letters to Juliet

  • The way to man’s heart is through an incision.