Funny Soccer Quotes

He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time.
- Glenn Hoodle

Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins.
- Gary Lineker

And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
- Ian Dark

Good players practice till’ they get it right…great players practice till’ they never get it wrong.

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
- Mark Viduka

Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.
- Bill Shankly

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!
- Kevin Keegan

Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win.
- Vinnie Jones

Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial.
- Diego Maradona

We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percent that cost us the match.
- Ruud Gullit

If it had gone in, it would have been a goal.
- Barry Davies

7 days without soccer makes one weak.

Baseball is for people who can’t play soccer.

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
- Thierry Henry

Breathe soccer, eat soccer, live soccer. I’m not crazy, Just passionate.

The goals made such a difference to the way this game went
- John Motson

We lost because we didn’t win.

When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.
- Lawrie Mcmenemy

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
- Graeme Le Saux