Funny Soccer Quotes

20 inspirational soccer quotes and sayings

There should always be a balance between everything otherwise it becomes a burden. Soccer is a tough and strenuous sport and therefore we are presenting funny soccer quotes here to make it a little bit lighter and enjoyable even in the toughest situations. Laughing makes one healthy internally. And those who are internally strong can be seen fit and healthy on the outer as well.

Soccer like any other sport is a game of live hearted people and only those who have a sense of liveliness can thoroughly enjoy and play it. At this site, you will find countless funny quotes that will cheer up your day and make you fall in love with soccer even more than ever before. Just like kicking a ball in soccer is necessary to win, kicking a bad mood in life is also necessary to move forward with life and achieve great things.

So cheer yourself up with our amazing and joyous collection of funny soccer quotes at this page and make your passion for soccer more deep and intense in light and determined way this time.

  • He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time. - Glenn Hoddle

  • Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

  • Soccer is a game for 22 people that run around, play the ball, and one referee who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins. - Gary Lineker

  • And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0. - Ian Dark

  • Good players practice till’ they get it right…great players practice till’ they never get it wrong.

  • I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league. - Mark Viduka

  • Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that. - Bill Shankly

  • The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23! - Kevin Keegan

  • Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win. - Vinnie Jones

  • Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial. - Diego Maradona

  • We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percent that cost us the match. - Ruud Gullit

  • If it had gone in, it would have been a goal. - Barry Davies

  • 7 days without soccer makes one weak.

  • Baseball is for people who can’t play soccer.

  • Sometimes in football you have to score goals. - Thierry Henry

  • Breathe soccer, eat soccer, live soccer. I’m not crazy, Just passionate.

  • The goals made such a difference to the way this game went - John Motson

  • We lost because we didn’t win. - Ronaldo

  • When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1. - Lawrie Mcmenemy

  • The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it. - Graeme Le Saux

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