22 Funny Hockey Quotes

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Do you remember your first hockey game? These funny hockey quotes will remind you of fun times. Hockey has a growing popularity among sports. Running in skates, wearing a fat uniform and heavy protective gear is no piece of cake. It takes years of practice for players to become that good. This requires consistency, unwithering dedication, and extreme motivation to keep going.

Whether you are a hockey player, a fan of the game or you know a player, hockey is the epitome of not giving up, but hockey is not just a serious game. Imagine a bunch of grown men falling like toddlers and struggling to skate and run at the same time. This can be really funny for players in the arena.

Life cannot be always serious, hockey players make their own inside jokes and pass witty comments to keep it all fun and exciting. Below here are some funny hockey quotes of all time. Enjoy these quotes and share it with your friends to spread smiles.

  • A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. - Jimmy Cannon

  • Hockey players wear numbers, because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

  • All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

  • Some people just need a high-five to the face with a closed fist.

  • Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

  • The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck. - Gil Perreault

  • The goal is too small and the goalies are too big. - Scotty Bowman

  • Red ice sells hockey tickets. - Bob Stewart

  • Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. - Stephen Leacock

  • Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.

  • Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.

  • Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor. - Fred Shero

  • I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster. - Glenn Healy

  • Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren’t, I’d get in more of them. - Wayne Gretzky

  • I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Marc Messier

  • We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don’t even have to go to the hospital. - Brad Park

  • By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series. - Steve Rushin

  • When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one in the back.

  • Hockey is where we live. Life is just a place we spend between games.

  • Hockey is murder on ice. - Jim Murray

  • At the end of each year I make a list of my mistakes and it's pretty friggin long. - Dean Lombardi

  • I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I am a millionaire. - Bobby Hull

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