Happy and funny 40th birthday quotes for women and men

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. - Benjamin Franklin

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake, so dig in.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Eli Class

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. - Helen Rowland

The I just woke up face of your 30's is the all day long face of your 40's. - Libby Reid

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. - Dan Bennett

Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

If life begins at 40...What just ended for you?

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John Andrew Holmes

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience.

You’re not 40. You’re 29.95 plus shipping and handling.

Happy 40th birthday. There's nothing bad about turning 40, now that you, my dear sister, have joined the 40 Club. You make everything better.

Being 40 means so many things. For example is you have so many experience to know what you like or what you don’t like. Or you understand to be so old for anything that you want. Anyways I want to wish you have a life as wonderful as you are. Happy 40th birthday.

Happy birthday! At 40, your body may not always do what you want it to do but your mind is as sharp as ever. That's why you should only exercise your mind, not your body.

I have never seen somebody make every day count like you can. On this day, I hope it really counts as one of the most memorable ones! Have a happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Hoping your 40s will feel incredibly new and exciting like your 20s — only doubly so!

All the things that you haven’t done in your 30s is a chance for you to achieve in your 40s. Have a great chapter ahead. Happy 40th birthday!

You completely epitomize the saying “age is just a number”! Stay fabulous and I hope you have a blessed year ahead. Happy 40th birthday!

Happy birthday! You simply look amazing. In all fairness, start aging like a normal person and give the rest of us a break.

Happy 41st Birthday! If anyone told you that you’re getting old, just say old is gold.

As you’re turning 41, may you get a perfect life ahead.

Happy 41st Birthday! May God give you the strength you need to live your 40s happy and satisfied.

The beginning of your 5th decade becomes more admirable and remarkable. Wishing you a 41st birthday laden with sweetness and happiness.

Forty one is a new horizon of life, but more towards glory. Enjoy it!

As you’re 41, I wish you a wonderful life with loads of exciting events. May all your tears turn into smile.

41 is a special age. Make it wonderful and the best ever.

Have a prosperous 41st birthday full of cool memories and family and friends who adore you. Age gracefully.

You have always been lucky, but I hope you get luckier after turning 41. Good Luck and Happy Birthday!

41 really does suit you; I can’t remember the last time I saw such a big smile on your face. Enjoy!

Happy 41st Birthday! Time to act like a sage who knows everything, even if you don’t.

Happy Birthday to my friend who looks like an innocent kid even after turning 41.

Congrats on getting crazier every passing year. Congrats on turning 41.

Forty one or twenty one, you will be my dear friend whom I love and appreciate.

When a mate like you grows older, I have no fear of growing old. You are my hope for amazing years ahead. Happy 41st,my dearest friend!

41 years old and your voice never stopped telling of your love to me. Happy B-day, Husband!

On your 41st birthday, I have some words for you. There are truly some heights of joy that we can’t ever reach, but I’ve reached a great height of joy with you, my love.

41 means rejuvenation, so let’s live tonight as knight and princess. My sincerest wishes.

Congrats on turning 41! Forever together, honey.

Happy 41st Birthday, Dearie! Sharing my life with you has been an exciting experience, and I will forever be grateful for that beautiful gift God gave me.

They say at 42 you are on the hill and you know what happens when you go up the hill. Is not it? Oh, gees. Do you want to know? OK, that’s it. When you have finished your account.

But I will try to send my wishes, my dear, very happy birthday, with clear expressions.

You will never know how much you miss, you have left the broken heart of those who loved you so much. No more tears and endless sorrow would simply disappear if you could celebrate your special day today. This birthday token brings you, love, it’s a simple gesture to tell you how precious you are. You always want to say as much. Happy 42nd birthday!

I can not express the love I really have for you. However, I will continue to try as much as possible.

Life is so fast, the years pass quickly; We are aging, this life will not last.

They say that life improves every year. But what I know is getting more and more expensive.

I will tell you carefully, I will tell you that, I will clarify, you are my star.

Three precious little words that everyone can write; Three precious words, I will say it with pleasure. I love you, I love you this birthday; I love you, I love you I can not say anything else.

Long after the day of joy gone; Long after, the flowers have lost their fragrance.

My birthday wish will all survive; Winter, spring, summer, and autumn.

42 and like a good wine that lasts to perfection. Happy 42nd birthday!

May your days be filled with eternal joy, which no one can destroy.

You know how to age when a candle costs more than a cake, said Bob Hope. I just saw the price of your candles. Thanks! Happy 42nd birthday!

The happiness we share can not be abandoned; No rain or clouds.

I’m still going to try to write a little word, my darling; In expressing this day, let me show you how much I care about myself.

So, as this day ends quickly, please accept the words that I compiled.

On this special day, I send you my best wishes for another year, filled with real happiness.

Every time I met you for the first time, my very dear and precious person; You filled my world with warmth, as bright as the sun.

You are not 42, you are 18 years old and have 24 years of experience. Happy 42nd birthday!

Let me tell you how I feel about this special day. More thoughts, like birdsGet off of me today.

Happy 43rd Birthday! To party with you, you just have to wish it. And today that you are turning 43, the whole group wants to celebrate by your side. Come on and let nothing stop us! Let’s celebrate your life anniversary this year!

Music is what moves us, and friendship is what keeps us together. Days like today are special because they give us an excuse to get together to celebrate and strengthen our friendship. Happy 43rd birthday!

Don’t worry about wrinkles; they show the wisdom you gained, have a wonderful day with a 43-year career in life that you have had enough birthdays to practice. Happy 43rd birthday!

Time passes so fast, I remember when I met you, and you were just a child. Now, you are turning 43 years old! Congratulations, my dear. I wish you a happy day and a prosperous new year. Happy 43rd Birthday!

You are a wonderful person, and as a best friend, you are even better, so I would like to wish you a happy birthday on this exceptional date, 43 years of many joys! I love you, and I hope all your wishes come true!

Carefully and without disturbing anyone, let’s celebrate all day and all night until dawn. Because today is your birthday, this is what we must do!

I hope you have many surprises throughout this great day, but also throughout the year so that you enjoy with great joy. Joy and peace are essential to achieve happiness.

I have to thank God that you exist because without you, life would be empty and we would lack an important piece of life. You are everything to me and nothing would be the same without you.

I always want to have you close because I want to enjoy great friendships. Do not forget the great love that I have for you and that I always feel for you.

Happy 43rd birthday! Surprises and joys on this day to celebrate your birthday with fuss. Gifts and good news you receive and may luck be in your hands.

Happy 43rd birthday to the world’s most amazing mother. I hope that you have the best time today with all the people who love you, and may you feel our love from head to toe. I love you, Mom! Thanks for everything!

I wish you the happiest and most incredible day, Dad. I just want you to know that I will always be your little girl no matter what. Thank you for being such a great dad. Happy 43rd birthday!

To our very dear mother on her special day, we love you and appreciate you. You have taught us so many things about life. Thank you for your love. Have the most amazing time today, Mom. Happy 43rd birthday!

I know that I forget to say it sometimes, but I really do love you, Mom. You are such a wonderful mom, and you make raising a teenager look so easy. I feel like I can talk to you about anything. Have a happy 43rd birthday and may you have many more birthdays to come.

If I could grant you any wish, I will give you love and laughter every day of your life, a heart filled with peace, incredible moments and memories, and all your dreams coming true. Happy 43rd birthday to the most extraordinary sister. I love you so much!

On your 43rd birthday, I wish that life will grant you all the things that you are wishing for. I pray that your dreams will always be alive and that your fears will be non-existent. Never forget that you have me, your sister who’s so unbelievably beautiful and brilliant.

May all your fears, worries, and sadness be washed away completely and be replaced with laughter and smiles. I wish that you will only be surrounded by people who lift you up and inspire you to be better. You are such a loving wife, mother, daughter, and sister. Thank you for being such a blessing to all of us. Happiest 43rd birthday to you.

On your birthday, I wish you have a special day filled with all the very best things in the world. You know you deserve it! I love you! Enjoy your 43rd birthday!

To the most beautiful, brilliant, talented, and supportive wife, a very happy 43rd birthday. I want you to know that you are the best thing that ever happened to me. I can’t imagine my life without you. I love you so much.

I wish you the all the best that this world can offer. Have a happy 43rd birthday, my love. May all your wishes come true on this very special day.

Hi, Mom! I just want to tell you that you make this world such a beautiful place. I love being at home because you make it so warm, cozy, and beautiful. You truly are the best. I love you, and happy 44th birthday!

I wish you a birthday that you will remember for a very long time. May this birthday be filled with love, wonder, and laughter. Most of all, delicious home-cooked food! I love you, Mom! Have a happy 44th birthday.]

Happy 44th birthday to the most beautiful, talented, loving, and caring mom in the world. I wish that all your wishes will come true this year because you spend most of your time making other people’s wishes come true. I love you, Mom!

To the best father in the world, a very happy 44th birthday. May this special day be filled with joy, love, and happiness. I also hope that you will like my birthday gift. I made it from scratch! Love you, Dad!

I know that I don’t say it all the time, but you mean the world to me. I love you with all my heart. We may fight and disagree on things, but this is normal between moms and daughters. I love you so much and I am so glad that you are my mom. Happiest 44th birthday.

When I’m older and become a mother myself, I want to be just like you, Mom. Everything you do is just pure magic. Challenges look so easy, and you always show strength and grace. You are truly an inspiration. I love you, Mom. I hope you have the most incredible 44th birthday.

Thanks to a great dad like you, I am the person that I am now. I am very proud to be called your son. I wish you a very happy 44th birthday. May you have more birthdays to come so that we can create more memories together. Love you, Dad!

I may no longer be a little boy, but you know that I need you now more than ever. I wish you the best birthday because the best dad in the world only deserves the best. I love you and appreciate you, Dad.

I have love and happiness in my life because you’re my mom. Thank you for all the love that you unselfishly give. Now that it’s your birthday, I hope you get back all the love and happiness a thousand times! Happy 44th birthday, Mom! I love you!

Whenever I’m going through something tough in my life, it seems like you have sixth sense because you just know. You know how to make things better. Thanks for being such a great dad. I wish you a very happy 44th birthday. I love you and wish you many more birthdays to come.

There’s no other mother quite like you. You are tough yet gentle, kind but firm, sweet but real, inspiring and generous. I am so blessed to have you as my mom. Thank you for loving me so much. Happy 44th birthday!

A special dad deserves all the special treatment on his special day. I hope you like our little surprise for you, Dad. We love you and appreciate you so much! Have the most unforgettable 44th birthday!

To the glue that holds our family together, a very happy 44th birthday. You are beautiful in every way. I am so glad that you are my mom. Enjoy your day to the fullest.

Your star only grows more brilliant with every year that passes. You are like a diamond that’s beautiful and tough and rare. There’s no one quite like you, Mom! Happy 44th birthday to the best mother in the world!

Whatever I am today and whatever I will grow up to become in the future is because of your great love for me. Thank you for all the love that you give me. Happy 44th birthday!

You were always there for me when we were growing up. All these years later, you still are. I can never thank you enough for all that you have done for me. Thank you for being such an incredible sister. I love you and I wish that all your wishes will come true on your 44th birthday!

Let’s face it. We’re not getting any younger. However, this doesn’t mean that you should stop enjoying the little things. It’s the little things that make life beautiful. I wish that your 44th birthday will bring you a year full of wonderful memories, overflowing happiness, and exciting adventures! Happy birthday, sweetie!

I knew when I met you that this will be the love of a lifetime. All the signs pointed to our happy ever after. I am so blessed to have you as my partner in life. I wish you all the best in this world and a very happy 44th birthday. I love you!

You know that there’s nothing in this world that I wouldn’t do for you, right? My only desire is to you see happy and safe. Your happiness is my happiness. For as long as we are together, this is the way it will always be. I love you so much. Happy 44th birthday, my love!