30th birthday quotes

Happy and funny 30th birthday quotes

 

A 30th birthday is a special occasion! An individual knows that they can approach this milestone in life still blessed with good looks and just a hint of the mischievousness that marked their youth.Though some may want to freeze time forever and always celebrate another “anniversary of their 29th birthday,” the reality of turning 30 is that an individual is finally heading down a road that promises great successes with their families and careers.

Men might soon realize one night, though, that their father’s warning about trouble getting up once they turn 30 wasn’t about walking up stairs. And women quickly learn that the years after they turn 30 often bring congratulations on their pregnancies. The quotes might be funny as they warn an individual of the pitfalls of growing even older. Other quotes might inspire those turning 30 to achieve the great successes that still await them as they grow older.

The person who is turning 30 is aging, but along with that their career and pursuit of professional accomplishments might also be reaching new heights.Every birthday is a celebration and 30th birthday quotes point to both the crazy fun that is past and an approaching future of wisdom.


 

30th birthday quotes
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30th birthday quotes
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happy 30th birthday quotes and wishes
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
30 isn't so bad...Especially to people that are 50.
After your 30th Birthday, you are officially closer to 40 than to 20.
At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash. - Sophie Tucker
To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. - George Clemenceau
I'm turning thirty this year. And you know the saying, a woman over thirty is more likely to get hit by an A bomb than find a man. - Fanny Fink
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.- Blair Sabol
Amazing friends like you deserve amazing birthdays. Happy 30th!
Happy 30th birthday! Together, we're going to make the thirtysomethings the best years of our lives.
I hope you keep your head in the clouds and feet on the ground all decade long. Dream big and don’t look back! Happy 30th Birthday!
Don’t think of it as turning 30. We’re here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your 20th birthday.
Hello! Did you hear that 30 is the new 20? No? Indeed, neither did I! You’re as yet marvelous in any case! Happy Birthday!!!
Happy 30th birthday! I hope you know that the 30+ Club could really use a member as amazing as you. I'm glad you signed up for the next 10 years.
When you turn 30, you become someone who still looks like you but acts more like your parents. Welcome to the thirtysomethings. Happy 30th birthday!
Have a very special 30th birthday and a wonderful year ahead!
I bet that you thought that your 30th birthday would never come! I’m wishing you health, happiness and good fortune as you embark upon this new phase of your life. Sending you infinite best wishes and hugs! Happy Birthday!
At 20, you were youthful and solid and excellent. At 30, you are just showing signs of improvement. Grasp your day!
Thirty is the new 16, however this time you’re more quick-witted, more valiant and smarter. Here’s to one more year pressed with considerably more accomplishments.
I loved you then and I love you even more now that 30 years have passed.
Happy 30th birthday to the world's greatest person alive.


Funny 30th Bday quotes



 
funny 30th birthday quotes
Enjoy your 30th birthday, if such a thing is possible.
At thirty you can get flirty without being dirty.
- Greg Tamblyn
Inside every thirty year old is an eighteen year old asking, What happened?
- Eppie Lederer
Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.
- Pete Rose
Happy 30th birthday. Welcome to the club!
I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20...until I hang out with 20 year olds. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30.
Here’s to being 30! Where a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.
Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life Alert.
In your 20s, you learned a lot, grew as a person, and had tons of fun. Now keep that shit up. Oh, and Happy Birthday!
It’s just my 30th Birthday Party…No pressure to make sure it’s awesome and I don’t cry myself to sleep.
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out’.
- Jerry Seinfeld


31st birthday quotes and wishes

At 31, real-life experiences come running at you; hope you have room for tranquility. Happy 31st!
May 31 be the age you rediscover yourself. Have fun!
Happy 31st birthday to my daughter whom I love and adore so much. Always remember how much you are loved. Enjoy your special day!
31 is a powerful age, so don’t be dull and go enjoy it.
You look so fabulous as always! No one would believe that you’re 31!
A person with a beautiful soul is turning 31. Congrats, my friend.
Happy 31st Birthday to my friend who is always by my side. We’ve laughed together, had fun together, and now is the time to enjoy riches together.
Thirties or twenties, you will always be beautiful inside and out.
31 never looked so great!
You get to be the center of attention today! Tomorrow it’s back to me.
Party thine ass off!
- William Shakespeare
If life were a sitcom, you’d be the witty, glamorous friend and I’d be the dorky sidekick. And I don’t mind that at all. I hope you have a GREAT birthday.
This getting older stuff isn’t for sissies. Glad I have a friend like you to go first!
There are more than ten million birthdays on this planet. I came to yours. You are welcome.
It’s never too late to be what you want to be..unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
They say love is all you need…So I forgot to buy a birthday present. Happy Birthday!
The older you get the bolder you get.
31 is the new 21.


32nd birthday quotes and wishes

Today is my birthday, and it’s wonderful to celebrate it. I am turning 32 today, and although I know that I’m not getting any younger, I’m still young at heart. Happy birthday to me!
I spend quite a lot of time thanking God for making me the person I am today. Today, I want to thank myself also! I can’t believe that I have turned 32 already. It makes me wonder if the same could be said for any other 32-year-old man. Here’s to hoping that my best years are still in front of me.
The world turns on its axis today, and it also turns for me. I am a year older and a lot wiser. I do hope you will understand, that I have taken time out to celebrate the fact that my life is only going to get greater from here on in. Best wishes to myself this day. Happy birthday to myself.
I never dared to dream of this day. I am sure you are thinking the same way right now. I always felt that my world ended at twenty-one, but today it is a new beginning. I am sure this will be the best birthday ever! Happy 32nd birthday to myself.
Today is one of my favourite days of the year. It is the day that I grew into a better person, and became ‘me’. I will always love you for giving birth to me and raising me like your very own child. Happy birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me! I am throwing a party for myself on my 32nd birthday. Yes, it is my wish, so let’s make it happen! It will be a blast and lots of fun and merriment. We can dance and sing to the music and indulge in the food and drink. Let’s make this one to remember. Have a great day and hope to see you there.
32! The number is a tribute to none other than my precious self. I have been living in the shadows of immaturity for far too long. It’s about time to grow up and be a self-assured individual, the kind that doesn’t get intimidated by anything or anyone! Today should be about doing just that! I should finally stand up for who I am unto the world, and not care whether it pleases other people or not!! Happy birthday to me.
To my wonderful self on this happy birthday. I am grateful for all the things I have planned for myself. It takes real courage to sell off the devil that is trying to hold you back or stop you from achieving your goals. You got to break free of his chains and move on! God bless me.
My life is about to change on the day of my birthday! I will finally be of age. I am excited but am not quite sure what to expect. It’ll be an amazing feeling, though, of course. Happy 32nd birthday to me!
How can a person explain being in love with oneself, I have spent years looking for happiness, and I have realised that it’s not in a man or a woman that’s going to make me happy. So, for my 32nd birthday, I’d rather spend it with a person who’s just as crazy as I am about themselves.
Wow! I am 32! This is my second decade in life. I hope it turns out to be the best for me. May all my dreams come true. Happy birthday to myself!
Happy birthday to me, and many more to come after this one. I appreciate you for everything you have done for me. I love you to the moon and back! If I could live my life again, it would be in your arms.
It’s my 32nd birthday and I’ll eat ice cream whenever I like! (Yes, I am a little childish and proud of it!) I want to tell you that no one deserves this day more than me. It’s been a challenging year, but I have been working hard to get there. So far, it has been a worthwhile journey that has made me grow as a person.
Congratulations, I made it to another year. I wish myself a very happy birthday. Since there’s no gift, I could give myself that can match my worth. Happy 32nd birthday to me.
Today, I woke up a very happy person. For what, you might ask? It’s because today’s a special day for me. I have been waiting for this day for a long time, and can’t wait to see what the future holds.
Yes, it’s my birthday. I am 32. Not that old, but it is the age when I need to start taking care of myself instead of always relying on someone else. To be honest, I don’t really mind, but today is the day I start walking on my own!
Happy birthday to myself! This is a very important date to remember. Today, I have taken the first step towards a bright future. More beautiful things will come into my life.
As I hit my 32nd year, all I can say is, wow! I wish today was a day off and we could celebrate it over a nice brunch. I wish myself the best years ahead.
Wishing myself a very happy day! Today, I joined the double-digit age club, and I am so happy! This day is about celebrating me and my achievements.
Today is my birthday and I am celebrating it with all my closest friends. Good friends like you, whom I can trust and talk to, are few and far between! I wish you luck in all that you do, and hope we never lose touch! Keep in mind that we are always there for each other. I love you so much.


33rd birthday quotes, wishes, messages

Birthday cake, music, balloons, and teddy bears were enough to make you a happy girl. I hope that everything you want to be a happy woman you always get! Happy 33rd birthday, my dear daughter!
33 years of life, that’s your brand. That is the number of your life. That is the story you carry. Everything that has happened to you in these 33 years made your heart shine and gave you the maturity to move forward. May you have the best of success in these 33 years.
Your heart is a sea full of love, kindness, and honesty. A sea that has bathed us with its waters since you were born and arrived at our home. We wish that you always continue to spread happiness. Happy 33 years, daughter!
A beautiful mermaid bathed in moonlight and crowned with red roses is my vision of you. A unique creature that has conquered my heart. Happy 33rd birthday to my beautiful girlfriend!
Building a life together that allows us to grow and share all this love in the company is what I want to do with you. Today on your birthday, I wish to express my deepest feelings of love. Happy Birthday my life!
Living a life with obstacles that allow you to grow and acquire new experiences is what you have done. Today on your birthday, I wish to express my sincere wishes so that you can continue to grow. Happy 33rd birthday!
Since I met you, I have enjoyed days full of laughter and fun. Days that are very special to me, full of pleasant and unforgettable memories. Happy 33rd birthday!
Courage, strength, and determination are the birthday wishes that I always hope will accompany you, and you will need them on your way to face your battles. Happy 33 years!
Happy 33rd birthday! Learn to live your life, not your age. All you need are reasons to be happy, what years to fulfill. Have a great day.
Do not count the 33 years that you turn. Take advantage of your life to enjoy your years. May God continue to bless you with more life. Congratulations on your birthday!
Congratulations on your 33rd birthday! Continue your plan and your life purpose and positively impact yourself that will make you grow for many more years.
Valuable and special is something that you never miss, I congratulate the courage you have to love yourself, and I congratulate the day you were born. Congratulations on your 33 years!
Happy Birthday! I celebrate this date with you on your day I send you a thousand kisses love of my life.
Neither a lot nor a little 33 years old. May you have a happy time, and we wish you your friends. Happy Birthday!
Love, health, and money is what everyone wants I wish your dreams come true with each candle. Blow and ask and hope that all are granted to you. Congratulations!
Since you were born, an infinite bond has united us, for all of us, a 33 man for us, our baby. Congratulations, son, congratulations, blessings from your old people, Many hugs and kisses.
May life smile at you, may happiness be with you. May you spend this day with joy and may luck escort you at every moment !! Congratulations!! Congratulations!
It is a very important day, it is your birthday !! 33 years ago you appeared in the world and that’s why it’s a better place. Thank you for all that you give, You are in my heart. Happy birthday my love.
Another year has passed, another winter, another spring, another fall, and another summer. One more year with you, one more year of happiness Every day that passes, I love you more. Happy Birthday!
Joy and fun, lots of sweets and cake balloons, music, and color in this celebration. Congratulations!


Happy 34th birthday quotes, wishes and captions

Today we are celebrating because you are turning 34 years old. How wonderful to be able to celebrate this magical moment with you. I feel lucky and blessed to have you in my life. Happy Birthday.
Congratulations on your 34th birthday. You are an incomparable person. I love you, and I wish you a magical day, full of love and unforgettable moments. Celebrate big, and you deserve the most beautiful in this world.
Today we will put 34 candles on your birthday cake. What a blessing! Get ready because we will celebrate with live music, drinks, and some dishes that will pamper your palate. Congratulations on this special date.
The day of your 34th birthday has finally arrived. That is why we are ready to raise our glasses in your name and wish you many beautiful things, as well as a million joys and happiness. Congratulations!
Many congratulations on your 34th birthday. You are very fortunate to continue on this earthly plane. Tonight we will pamper you and enjoy a magical evening in honor of you. This will be a day that we will never forget.
I take this special date to remind you how much I love you. Happy birthday. It’s already 34 years filling your friends, family, and loved ones with light and magic. You are amazing. Happy birthday my dear and appreciative friend.
34 years have passed since you came to this world to fill it with colors. You are magic because you have the ability to illuminate any space with your presence and your beautiful personality. We love you. Congratulations on this special day.
It is impossible to summarize how much I appreciate you in a couple of lines, but today because it is your 34th birthday, I will do my best to achieve it. Here I go! You are incomparable, and no one can replace you because the place you occupy in my heart is sacred. Congratulations!
You are in the best of life, and you know it! The time has come to come up and enjoy. You are fully settled and surrounded by family and responsibilities you are. You well deserve all the good that happens to you. Have a great 34!
We have been friends for a long time. I know you like the back of my hand. That is why I am so happy to accompany you on this your 34th birthday, brother. Congratulations, and thank you!
That you fulfill them amazingly! That you show your best smile! May your year never decline! May your bliss be infinite! Happy 34!
I can’t wait to give you the fraternal, defining, and deserved hug. As a present, I bring you this poem that I wanted you will like immensely. I don’t miss your 34th birthday!
Since the first of the week, I have been nervous thinking about how to celebrate your 34 (yes, they are real, they have already arrived). And I won’t let you down in any way. Congratulations (standing ovations)!
30-four years old and, oh, surprise, I didn’t forget it by any means. So I’m telling you loud, European style: Happy birthday, bullfighter!
Happy, happy in your 30s! Little friend that happiness fills you, that you find peace in your days and that you reach 40 and 50 and many, many more! Good!
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday! We wish you guys from here! Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday! May you continue in your thirties without end! Happy 34!
But how good I see you! Every day slimmer. Who would say that are you already 30? No way, there are 34! Congratulations!
34 years old. What a lovely date your birthday is, and how good it is to have your friendship. I can’t think of anything better than having you by my side to give me the best advice and the best laughs. Always keep this wonderful person that you are! Cheers, my beloved!
Unfortunately, we don’t see each other as often as we used to. Good times! But I don’t want to stop congratulating you on this special date, because we don’t celebrate a 34 birthday every day, right? I wish you much happiness, affection, health, and prosperity, today and forever.
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